Paramount Pictures’ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem from director Jeff Rowe isn’t the only upcoming feature about heroic pizza-eating reptiles, but judging from its first trailer, it’s almost certainly going to be the better-looking one that gets people excited to see it.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem tells the familiar but all-new story of master rat martial artist Splinter (Jackie Chan) and his four adoptive sons Donatello (Micah Abbey), Michelangelo (Shamon Brown Jr.), Leonardo (Nicolas Cantu), and Raphael (Brady Noon) — all of whom happen to be humanoid turtles mutated by sewer ooze.
As tends to be the case in Ninja Turtles stories, Mutant Mayhem’s brothers are used to keeping the streets of New York City…
